I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
one might say we're banned from that church
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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