Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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