hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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