we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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