I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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