I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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