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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?

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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.

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And why did you do that?

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Tequila

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(224): View more from Illinois

it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this

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(901): View more from Tennessee

we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(937): View more from Ohio

Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.

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