i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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