I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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