it's like iHOP with fire
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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