it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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