After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Randomize
