That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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