The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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