You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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