We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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