if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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