They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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