Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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