I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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