lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
