just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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