This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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