what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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