yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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