Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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