I think scott just propositioned me for sex
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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