Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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