The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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