Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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