He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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