Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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