He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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