Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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