He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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