I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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