Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Just puked most of my soul out..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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