Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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