Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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