so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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