I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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