Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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