Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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