I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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