Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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