Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Is Oprah even human
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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