we're making bets on your personal life
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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