What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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