dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
