The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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