Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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