i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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