we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
how does that bad decision feel?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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